On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Twelve jury members (for Ivan’s bribery case)
Eleven Llewellyns wallowing
Ten trains not travelling
Nine Renes in Hiding
Eight dealer dob-ins (none of David Fry)
Seven pulp mills stinking
Six Libs elected (sorry, Sue)
Five member electorates (Never forget)
Four Polleys in Polley-tics
Three Spirits sinking
Two Hodge Men
And a domestic in the Bridport Pub.