“Sceptic” has been getting the Humpty Dumpty treatment (1) from fervent Greens. It has been purloined to refer to any who dare murmur the slightest doubt about Mr Stern’s stuff, who don’t sing from Mr Suzuki’s hymn-sheet. We’re not supposed to question Green dogma; we’re not supposed to ask “Where’s the evidence?”

But that’s what skeptics do. 

Insofar as skeptics (2) could have one, their patron saint would be that St Thomas who famously said to those early Christians proclaiming the bodily Resurrection of Christ, “Until I have seen the mark of the nails on his hands, until I have put my finger into the mark of the nails, and put my hand into his side, you will never make me believe.” [St John XX, 24 & 25; Mgr R Knox 1940s translation].  Practical skeptics are not believers, not even of philosophical scepticism, defined in the Guide to Modern Thought — Ideas that shaped the world  as “in philosophy, the doctrine that one cannot attain knowledge”.

Putting it plainly, the Practical Skeptick doesn’t believe anything unless there is a good reason to believe it, and many are members of Australian Skeptics Inc. For an overview of what they are about, visit http://www.skeptics.com.au/about/skeptics/overview.htm#sceplist ; for their aims, visit http://www.skeptics.com.au/about/skeptics/aims.htm , and to see if your favourite irrationality makes their exhaustive list, re-visit http://www.skeptics.com.au/about/skeptics/overview.htm#sceplist . The Motherlode-of-all-Skeptics is the US Committee for Skeptical Inquiry, among whose aims are:

• maintaining a network of people interested in critically examining paranormal, fringe science, and other claims;
• encouraging research by objective and impartial inquiry in areas where it is needed;
• not rejecting claims on a priori grounds, antecedent to inquiry, but examining them objectively and carefully.

For more, visit http://www.csicop.org/about/

One item on the Overview list is called “End-of-the-World predictions”.

Some of us humans, people, blokes and sheilas, seem fond of these, and there could be sound psycho-physiological reasons for this —  perhaps it’s evolution’s way of geeing us up: you can imagine cave-persons being warned by high-decibel grunting of “The End of the Cave is Nigh” as some hungry sabre-tooths or rampaging mastodons got too close for comfort. Perhaps we wouldn’t make any sensible environmental changes to our lives and lifestyles at all unless Messrs Senator Brown, or Professors Suzuki and Stern keep banging on about the Imminent-End-of-Gaia-as-we-Know-Her. Regular and frequent banging on worked for M Porcius Cato (234-149 BCE) with his ending every speech to the Roman Senate with the phrase “ … and Carthage must be destroyed”. His compatriots began its destruction in the year the old bugger died.

But then there’s the Boy-crying-“Wolf!” reaction —  too much OTT apocalypse-squawking and we switch off. 

Besides, we’ve had so many such scenarios, so many Doomsday Clocks with the Big Hand past 11 and the Little Hand nigh on 12. For Western intellectuals in the Age of the Cold War (3), every time someone like Thatcher or Reagan uttered anything remotely bellicose, Thermo-nuclear Winter, they whined, was just a twenty-minute wait. In the 1960s, didn’t the Club of Rome promise us a new Ice Age by the 1980s, with tens of millions dropping dead in the Third World by the hour?  And didn’t that cosy claque offer nightmares of mass-starvation halving the world’s population by millennium’s end?  Ordinary people with daily lives to get on with have more pressing matters than doing a headless chook animation at the latest “The End is Nigh !”

This is not to say that these newest predictions are a priori wrong. It’s just that they don’t deserve our adherence simply on the say-so of a government (even a “progressive” one —  now there’s a weasel word), a failed presidential candidate, a Green guru, and even less because a chorus of celebs join the cheer squad —  after all, the job of an actor (4) at core is to so successfully pretend to be someone else that we the audience are fully deceived. 

So, what is to be done ?

Perhaps a start would be to treat apocalypsers are if they’re used car salesmen, provided you don’t lapse into that entirely negative mindset often confused with scepticism, and that is cynicism. The Doubting Thomas question is useful: where’s, and what’s the evidence ?  (Though few of us have enough practice in the methods of empirical science to do this individually.) Perhaps it is a straight-forward as being skeptically distrustful of single-issue fanatics.  Sometimes it does pay to dip a toe into the pool of the cynics and ask: ”What’s in it for her / him / them ?”

Remember, too, that some get their kicks out of the missionary position, only today it’s “Greener-than-thou” rather than the “Holier-than-thou” of old-time religion.  Then there’s the T B Macaulay dictum about the Puritans, who, he wrote, “hated bear-baiting, not because it gave pain to the bear, but because it gave pleasure to the spectators” (5)  —  there’s a strong reek of other-denying wowserism in, say, the UK’s anti-fox-hunting campaigns or demands that millions of people give up flying overseas for holidays.

If the media generally, or a particular organ, journal or website in particular (not counting in-house publications —  that’s what you’d expect of them) start pushing one line relentlessly, it’s surely time to say to yourself “Listen, Self, what’s with all this one-sided force-feeding ?”

And now, some articles which Green zealotry would find off-colour:

From the NY Times, a suggestion that planting zillions of trees mayn’t be such a great idea:

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/01/16/opinion/16caldeira.html?th&emc=th

From the UK Telegraph: In late October 2006, the Stern report predicted dire economic and social effects of unchecked global warming. In what many will see as a highly controversial polemic, Christopher Monckton disputes the ‘facts’ of this impending apocalypse and accuses the UN and its scientists of distorting the truth:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2006/11/05/nosplit/nwarm05.xml&DCMP=EMC-new_05112006
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2006/11/12/nclim12.xml&DCMP=EMC-new_12112006

One Melbourne reader of the Fairfax southern broadsheet The Age, put a request for real debate as follows:

Thanks for the balance

DESPITE its overwhelming support in editorials and in the number of stories that support human activity as the predominant cause of supposedly catastrophic global warming, The Age is to be congratulated for printing the contrary views of climate scientist William Kininmonth (Opinion, 2/11), as well as the critical reply from the CSIRO’s Kevin Hennessy (Letters, 4/11). (6)
To the lay reader, both the arguments and counter-arguments make some sense, and this is surely the kind of debate we need to have about such matters, rather than the emotional rhetoric of “very real fear for our children” (Ian Broinowski, Letters, 7/11) or the frank propaganda of Al Gore’s film.
Very few “sceptics” deny there is some impact of human activity on global warming; we just doubt its relative influence, and its supposedly totally disastrous detrimental effects everywhere. Global warming did not “cause” the current drought. Over the past 10 years, the north-west half of Australia has had above-average rainfall; much of it well above average. Did global warming cause that too? What about the record low overnight temperatures for October in parts of western Victoria? There are many natural variations in our climate.
Expert doubters such as Kininmonth show that while he is still in the minority, the debate about climate change is not over, and “all evidence” is never in.

Ian Murray, Westgarth
[The Age, Letters, Fri 10 Nov 06]

Finally, what about joining the Australian Skeptics:

Australian Skeptics Inc
PO Box 268
Roseville NSW 2069
Ph: [02] 94 17 20 71
Fx: [02] 94 17 79 30
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While you’re in a joining mood, subscribe to:

Australasian Science
Box 2155,
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http://australasianscience.com.au/

And / or the Seppo Skeptics over the waters:

Committee for Skeptical Inquiry
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(1) “When I use a word,” HD said . . ., “it means just what I choose it to mean -  neither more nor less.”  From Lewis Carroll’s Through the Looking-Glass (1872) ch 6.

(2)  the ‘k’ spelling is gaining more acceptance in British English, less as being closer to the original Greek -  ‘catalyst’, ‘ceramic’ and ‘cinema’ are unlikely to switch to ‘k’, nor ‘cynic’  -  and more for avoiding using ‘c’ in this atypical ‘k’ sound for c-before-e; there’s also the too-close likeness to “septic”.

(3) for the odd young reader subjected to a content-free schooling, 1949-1989 (other start and end dates are arguably just as accurate, or must that now be “accurate” ?). 

(4) an actor was reported to have actually admitted this within the last month, in one of those flip-through weekend inserts; perhaps someone can do a ‘Comment’ who he is. 

(5) History of England (1849), vol I, ch 2. 

(6) more homework, girls ‘n’ boys: anyone offering to track down these articles ?


Leonard Colquhoun 7248

For http://www.tasmaniantimes.com
January 2007

Leonard Colquhoun

So you reckon you’re able to think for yourself, able to resist herd-thought, wary of all –isms whether left, centre or right, equally mistrustful of economic rationalism and of socialist progressivism, and just as doubtful about the latest faddish mindset, distrustful of its discussion-denying assertions that the climate debate is over or that Planet Earth has only 10 / 20 / 50 years left.

Well, you’re in danger of getting as odious a label as is “fascist” and “racist”  — you’ll be tagged a “sceptic”.