Dont slip Will, and dont even blink as you pass that old growth log, or the judges would all give you zero and then send some of the boyz to visit wiv ya.

Ask Bob Cheek, Mark Latham and Auspine what happens when you go near that old log.

And after the boyz leave, over there lurking in the shadows will be the dark, sinister form of Eric the Grim Reaper.

Is it my memory or was it a dream?  Didn’t little Will make noises with cheeky Bob about the monolithic forestry fiasco when Rene rode the stationary gelding that Robin had bitten the balls off?  Wasn’t old growth logging a bit passe these days?  Correct me if I’m wrong but I sure he mentioned before Mary married Fred, that things were rotten in the Kingdom of Forestry. 
Apparently once Will became leader of the blind, he also lost his memory, or is it mine?

Your memory is sound. Will did once have a will for curtailing old growth logging.

Rene did not depart easily (he still had so much more to give!) and I’m sure the State Liberal Party (as distinct from the Parliamentary party) spelt out the conditions of service - “No change in forestry policy, Will. You are the new leader. Do you follow?”

THESE BASTARDS ARE SKATING ON THIN ICE.

So cute!!! Missed his true calling it seems….