Footy just isn’t footy any more.

The past week has borne revelations by prominent AFL and Rugby players that they routinely use legal tablets containing psuedoephedrine, a key ingredient in cold and flu tablets and also used with other ingredients to make the illicit drug speed.  Also revealed is the current fad of using tablets containing concentrated amounts of caffeine in an attempt to boost performance.

This behaviour is symptomatic of the wider problem which is present today in various forms of football, particularly the AFL.  Gone are the days where elite level players would train after work of an evening, play the game on Saturday or Sunday, and return to work Monday. 

Today AFL football is an advertising driven, capitalist crazy sell-out.  The whole point of Australia’s unique game has been lost in a blinding haze of dollars and very little sense.  This corporate driven nonsense is compounded by the utterly absurd coaching practices that are now common place in the game.

Gone are the days of turning up to training to work on your skills, and then playing the game to the best of your ability.  The focus is now on apparently technical and external methods of betterment to create the perfect athlete.  Examples of this utter crap are ice baths, ice jackets, IV drips during and after games to rapidly rehydrate, high intake carbohydrates, hypoxic stimulation, painkilling injections and the daddy of them all, low altitude flying on interstate trips.

This absolutely ridiculous and out of control concept of betterment through alleged science and technology is creating an unhealthy culture in the game, thus encouraging players to seek any means possible to get a percieved edge over their opponent – and this is where caffeine and other tablets come in.

Anyone who says this type of ludicrous behaviour does not filter down through the ranks to the junior levels as an ethos has very limited intelligence.

Players are being conditioned to act as robots whilst at the same time prostituting their bodies out to all manner of invasive “enhancements” in order to gain some kind of minimal advancement.

The philosophy of AFL clubs today also contributes to the misbehaviour of its players.  The clubs are like insular cults where players spend most days together (as none actually have jobs anymore), they eat as they’re told, drink as they’re told, say what they’re told and then trot off on so-called bonding trips to display their complete inability to think for themselves.

Surely there must come a time where the administration of the AFL has to look seriously at what is fair and what is stupid and unnecessary.  I’m surprised the wider AFL community isn’t also acting upon this, as clearly the game is no longer a game – it has become a farce.