The Vineyard of the Saker
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Bill Maher To Hillary Clinton: ‘Just Go Away’
24.06.14 7:44 am
Tony Abbott asks the Queen, “Your
how do you run such
an efficient government?
Are there any tips you can give me?”
said the Queen,
“The most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people.”
Abbott then asked,
“But how do I know if the
people around me
The Queen took a sip of champagne.
easy; you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle, watch”
pushed a button on her intercom.
“Please send Prince Charles in here, would you?”
Prince Charles walked into the
room and said,
The Queen smiled and said,
“Answer me this please Charlie.
Your mother and father have a child.
It is not your brother and it is not your sister.
Without pausing for a moment, Prince Charles answered
would be me.”
“Yes! Very good.” said the Queen.
went back home to Australia by
He decided to ask Joe Hockey the
“Joe, answer this for me.”
“Your mother and your
father have a child.
It’s not your brother and it’s not your sister.
“I’m not sure,” said Hockey.
“Let me get back to you on
He went to his advisers and asked everyone, but none could give him an answer.
Frustrated, Hockey went to the toilet, and found Clive Palmer there.
Joe Hockey went up to him and
“Hey Clive, see if you can answer
Your mother and father have a child and
it’s not your brother or your sister.
Who is it?”
“That’s easy, it’s me!”
Joe Hockey grinned, and
“Good answer Clive, I see it all
Joe Hockey then, went back to find Tony Abbott.
“Tony, I did
and I have the
answer to that riddle.”
“It’s Clive Palmer”
Tony Abbott got up,
stomped over to Joe Hockey, and angrily yelled into his face,
bloody idiot! It’s Prince Charles!”
. . . AND THAT MY FRIENDS IS
PRECISELY WHAT’S GOING ON IN CANBERRA
Glenn Fowler, Twitter https://mobile.twitter.com/GlennFowlerAEU/status/480270828357943296/photo/1
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Bird droppings or boy-humour ... ? The B for Buckland (ever-so-briefly) got rearranged recently to create ...
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George, Australian Graffiti
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[WARNING: Nerd conversation ahead]
Academics tasked with marking university undergraduate essays often grizzle about the ponderous language uni students use to dress up their essays in an attempt to lend gravitas to their undying prose.
This is an exchange found on the internet between several academics that brings this problem to the fore. Enjoy academics letting off steam, as such…
A: Does anyone else hate the overuse of the phrase “as such”, or am I just being picky?
B: Ipso facto, as such the phrase in and of itself is only overused within certain contingent frames, thus your ‘hate’ as such is often restricted thematically.
C: Not as such.
D: My pet hate is ‘past research shows’.
A: That is the very first sentence of the one I’m marking now.
B: I dislike the use of ‘praxis’ especially in psychology papers and art theory papers.
E: I, for one, can’t stand the use of I, for one. Probably also genetic.
B: I, for one, dislike the liberal use of the word ‘hence’. Hence, I don’t like its overuse in an essay.
A: I have to admit to overuse of “however”. I’m trying to kick the habit.
B: That maybe should have read, ‘However, I have to admit to overuse of “however”...’
A: Also, I have a bit of a semicolon problem.
B: That maybe should have read, ‘Also; I have a bit of a semicolon problem.’
E: I have to say - I find dashes dangerously attractive. And I have a lasting, perfidious, and problematic affection for the Oxford comma.
A: I used to love dashes but my Honours supervisor made me change them to semicolons.
B: However, and therefore, I hence use it as such; ‘I use the Oxford comma’. Past research shows that I have used it - ipso facto that has been my praxis.
E: Past research shows, however, that past usage does not ipso facto define praxis; it is not, therefore, something that I, for one, could, or hence should, endorse.
B: ‘Head Explodes’
15.11.13 6:08 am
Rob Walls, http://robertwalls.wordpress.com/
02.11.13 5:07 pm
When I drove up the southern outlet today this enigmatic sign was gone. I wonder, was she told? And what? Is her life the same?
29.09.13 10:54 am
Sunday morning ... Launceston
Geoffrey of Tamar
26.09.13 12:45 pm
15.09.13 8:04 pm
This is so funny. Surely someone, hopefully, will take the credit for putting this together? I too have seen this fish on TV. Already some scientists are talking about forming a society for the preservation of ugly fish. Could Alan Jones be nominated as the inaugural president. I also see some relationship with John Elliott, ex Elders, especially after a heavy night on the turps.
15.09.13 1:49 pm
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Definitive proof of global warming: The Hobart Mercury turns into the NT News. pic.twitter.com/HnogO060TN
09.09.13 2:06 pm
In the Sunday Tasmanian, the story says Abbott is to “rule” over all of us! Not a good choice of words eh?
He’s not king!
George 'Woodworker' Harris
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Ten Pound Pom
16.08.13 9:35 am
Ed: Apologies for the spelling error ... that’s the way it came!
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via Suzanne Cass
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